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Her eyes are red like cherries

Her lips are charcoal black

There’s a couple of dead canaries
tattooed across her back
There’s metal in her eyebrow

Her hair’s as green as a Douglas Fir

My momma like to had a cow
when I fell in love with her

Half her head is shaven down
where you can see her pulse

And she can quote "The Raven"
better than all them other girls
They used to call her Sara, but she said that was lame

Now we all live in terror of
mispronouncing her Wiccan name

Mysti Dethblossom
My blood moon ball and chain

Man, that girl's so awesome once you get past the fangs

She’s my two-toned headstone cheater - purple cobweb fishnet bride

And I’d love for you to meet her, but she don’t go outside

Who’s that playin’ possum with this love sick country boy

Mysti Dethblossom
My undead pride and joy

Well she met me at some county fair
You can imagine my response
She was dressed up like a clown, I swear, I never heard of the Renaissance
But with a big plume in my Stetson, blood Redwings and a switchblade knife
She dubbed me the "Earl of Galveston"
Now I’ll be scarred for life

Mysti Dethblossom
My blood moon ball and chain
Whisp’ry breath of Gotham
Holy black-hearted flame
We mix doom and gloom with sappy, a Disney Cruise with the Manson Trial
And I know I can make her happy, ‘cause she don’t never smile
Now, who’s that playin’ ‘possum with this love sick country boy
Mysti Dethblossom
My undead pride and joy

Waist deep in the counter-culture
Dixie devil without a cause
And she bought me a turkey vulture just to play with my huntin’ dogs
When I asked her of she’d wear my ring, she told me that’s a sin
Forever ani’t forever unless you carve it in your skin

Mysti Dethblossom
My blood moon ball and chain
The high priestess of goth in a manufactured house of pain
And we’ve got pretty crocheted dragon’s wings
And home grown chicken bones
And all them other little things that make a house a home
Now, who’s that playin’ ‘possum with this love sick country boy
Mysti Dethblossom
My undead pride and joy
Mysti Dethblossom