Lyrics

Girl, you’re a whole lot smarter than me
Everybody knows it’s true
I think that we can both agree
Sometimes I ain’t got a clue
Sure, I can be sweet and tender
But you’d do best to remember
Girl, I’m a whole lot crazier than you

Girl, you’re a whole lot cooler than me
I gotta give you your due
Your little hand picked sorority
All part of the chosen few
Now they didn’t teach this at college
But I think it’s best you acknowledge
Girl, I’m a whole lot crazier than you

This hick’s a lot more lazier
Mix a lot purple hazier
Than all them suburban cowboys that you been through
So before you fein aggression - Thinkin’
I’m’ll teach him a lesson
Remember, girl, I’m a whole lot crazier than you.

Girl, you’re a lot better lookin’ than me
A seven with a five point two
Time will close that gap significantly
Judging from my point of view
Before you sign with the lowest bidder
Honey, you’d do best to consider
Girl, I’m a whole lot crazier than you

A little less clichesier
Than these kids nowadaysier
And all them prep school juniors that you’re used to
So before you use expressions
You won’t repeat at confession
Remember, girl, I’m a whole lot crazier than you.

All your words just seem to come out flat
Like something that you’ve rehearsed
Holes in your jeans and the cowboy hat
Only seem to make things worse

This hick’s eye’s a lot blazier
Hair’s a lot Patrick Swaysier
Than all them road house reruns that you been through
So before you start undressing
And flirting turns to indiscretion
Remember, Girl, I’m a whole lot crazier than you
Girl, I’m a whole lot crazier than you